my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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