The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize