we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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