I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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