You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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