Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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