my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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