Sry I called you an 8
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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