white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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