are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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