Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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