So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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