I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
its not stalking. its research.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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