So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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