Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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