New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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