textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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