we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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