belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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