Don't you send me to vm
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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