So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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