used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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