is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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