I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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