I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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