ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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