he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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