Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Green mimosas i think yes
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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