four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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