I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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