I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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