Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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