Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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