ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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