Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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