He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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