Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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