Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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