His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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