last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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