Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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