wat bout pragnant strippers??
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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