Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
someone threw a dead crab at me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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