Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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