i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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