It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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