Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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