so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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