She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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