Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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